I'm Freeeeeee!!!

Finally I'm freeeee! Fucking corporate America, no longer will I be your slave. To think, all it took was one swipe and you had me by the balls(pausepolice) You Gift wrapped and put a pretty little bow in a box of lies and deceit with my name on it. I shouldn't be surprised though, deception is your best skill. Until next time...actually fuck that ill be using my debit card from now on.